‘First Grade Boy Steals Penguin”
That’s what the stand up comedian I’m listening to said the headline was. “True story” he said,” swear on my mother’s grave”.
As he told it, it would seem that the little boy was on a trip to the zoo with his class. They were looking at the Penguin exhibit and the boy decided he just had to have one. So, when nobody was looking, he evacuated all of the superfluous contents of his backpack (because who needs math and history when you’ve got a freaking Penguin!?) put the bag on the ground and opened it up. And a penguin crawled out of its enclosure and into the bag.
The little boy zipped up the backpack and wore it around all day, all the way home on the bus. Imagine his Mom’s surprise when she walked in from the kitchen to see a…
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